Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Fashion Police



One of my favorite show's is "Fashion Police" on E!. If you've never seen Fashion Police, here are the basics: Joan Rivers, Giuliana Rancic, Kelly Osbourne, and George Kotsiopoulos talk about different celebrities' attire for that week. If they're dressed poorly, they'll rip them to shreds, and if they're dressed to their liking, they'll discuss why.

For those of you who religiously watch Fashion Police like I do, you must share the same thought as me from time to time. There is actually a SHOW on TELEVISION dedicated to analyzing and critiquing the wardrobe choices of celebrities? 

It sounds crazy. In fact, it definitely is crazy. It perfectly epitomizes celebrity stalking. But we can't help what we like, right?

Celebs on Twitter



The use of Twitter as a means of following our favorite celebrity's every move is celeb stalking in its prime. 

Many, many celebrities have Twitter accounts, and use them to publicize information related to what they are doing, where they are going, who they are with, and any random thought that pops into their heads. This is perfect for any celeb stalker. The existence of Twitter gives people like us, the celeb stalkers, the perfect opportunity to have the most up-to-date information about our favorite celebs. What's even better? The information comes straight from the celebrities -- there's no middle man relaying the information to us. Because of this, we know the information is accurate.

Sure, there are plenty of "fake" celebrity accounts on Twitter. But the best part about Twitter? It verifies which accounts are the actual accounts of these celebrities. The real celeb accounts have a blue check mark next to them so that followers know they are following the real deal. 

For awhile, Ashton Kutcher was leading the celebrity pack with the most Twitter followers. According to Squidoo, Lady Gaga is currently in the lead with the most followers. 

So next time you're wanting the latest deets on your favorite celeb, be sure to check out his or her Twitter account! You never know what juicy updates you'll find.

"Celebrity Experts"

Have you ever read a magazine and seen a testimonial or a quotation in an article by an "expert" and wondered who the heck these experts are and what qualifies them as experts? There is such thing as an "expert" that analyzes celebrities and their affairs? I don't know about you, but to me, that sounds absolutely insane.

There is an actual JOB TITLE dedicated to essentially stalking celebrities, analyzing their every move, and reporting to the public about it. WHAT? We care so much about celebrities that we as a society find this job title necessary? 

Even though the existence of an expert on celebrities sounds crazy, from one celeb stalker to another... doesn't that sound kind of fun?

Friday, November 30, 2012

Mobile Apps

As I was thinking of a new blog idea to post, I pulled out my iPhone and began browsing my E! Online mobile app for inspiration. And then it hit me....

People, including myself, download mobile apps to get realtime updates on celebrities' personal lives. Our society cares so much about the intimate details of celeb's day-to-day activities that we use our phones to keep track of them. That way, no matter where we are, or what's going on, or what we're doing, we can check up on our favorite celebrities, see what they're wearing, what they're doing, and who they're with. Let the copycatting begin!

I decided to go to the App Store on my iPhone and see just how many apps were dedicated to celebrity lives. I typed in "celebrity news" in the search bar, and there were 201 results.




...201 apps dedicated to providing people like us with the latest celebrity gossip. And you're tellin' me we're not a bunch of celebrity stalkers?

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Movies about Celebrities' Lives



Many celebs create movies about their lives. These movies usually attract large audiences who are curious about the personal details of their favorite celebrities. I remember when the Katy Perry movie, "Part Of Me," came out, everyone was so excited to see it because it told details of her recent divorce with Russell Brand. 

What gets me is that people are so interested in these movies featuring the life stories of these celebrities. Why do we care so much about these peoples' personal lives? 

Justin Beiber came out with a similar type of movie, "Never Say Never," highlighting his life leading up to one of his biggest concerts at Madison Square Garden. It showed the trials and tribulations he went through to get ready for the concert, as well as footage from the actual event itself. Justin Beiber fans were counting down the days until this movie was released. 

My question is, what sort of gain is there from these movies? I mean, yeah, we know more about the private lives of these celebrities, but what does that knowledge do for us? Why are we as a society so interested in what celebrities do and why they do what they do? Why do we even care about the details of Katy Perry's divorce or what Justin Bieber does to prepare for his concerts?


Tuesday, November 27, 2012

"Stars -- They're Just Like Us!"



Us Magazine has a section, "Stars -- They're Just Like Us!" that highlights the ways celebrities are just like us "little people." This particular image above illustrates that because this celebrity is using a shopping basket at the store, he is just like us! 

My thoughts about this image are this: of course this star uses a shopping basket when at the store! Why wouldn't he? Do we really hold celebrities in such high prestige that we would expect this man pictured to NOT be using a basket at the grocery store?

We as a society, as I've pointed out several times, have a strange obsession with celebrities, and view them as if they're a different species. What's even worse? We need articles like this to remind us that celebrities are just people, too.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Getting the Celebrity Look For Less


This article about "The Look For Less!" was featured in People Magazine. Each edition of People Magazine has this section. Celebrity clothing is typically extravagant and expensive, and most of us celebrity copycats can only dream of ever wearing their exact outfits. This section gives "people like us" the opportunity to dress like celebs, but spend within our budget. 

 The fact that a section like this exists is proof enough that we as a society have an obsession with the way celebrities are dressing, among several of their other actions. We celebrity copycats just can't get enough of the celebrity look, huh? 


Thursday, September 13, 2012

C'mon. 
You know you do it, too. 
Everyone of us does it... and sometimes, we don't even know we're doing it. 
Each and everyone one of us out there, in some way, is a Celebrity Stalker. 

Yup, I said it. I've said the very thing you've been thinking every time you pick the latest People Magazine or watch the newest episode of Fashion Police. Each and every one of us are certified Celeb Stalkers. Why do we do it? Well that's a tough one to crack. But I've created this blog to analyze and prove just how much celebrities influence our every day lives. 


I think I first started to notice it back when F.R.I.E.N.D.S. was still being produced. Rachel Green, a character played by Jennifer Aniston, debuted the show with a square-frame, layered haircut.



Let's just say "the Rachel" became one of the most popular haircuts since middle parts and long stringy "bangs" (you know, the long strands of hair we essentially glued to the sides of our faces....). In today's terms, the haircut went viral. According to the Huffington Post, Aniston didn't even like the haircut, calling it the "ugliest haircut she's ever seen". That's a real shot to the heart for all of you imitators.


Next time you find yourself stalking E! Online's mobile app, maybe you'll come to terms with the fact that you're a total Celebrity Stalker.